Why would anyone want to live anywhere else??? My BFF and I were planning in hiking Chocorua, but...beer and the late hour kept me in bed too late for that, but we ended up doing a phenomenal hike in Moultonborough called Bald Knob. It was about 1.1 miles, and ended up at this awesome granite outcropping overlooking Lake Winnipesaukee. The leaves were dropping off the trees and covering the trail with bright oranges, yellows and reds. truly beautiful...Enjoy!
Spent Saturday at the sandwich fair. Have I ever mentioned how much I love cows, oxen and horses??? the (I think) Belgian, has a special meaning that I cannot mention here...suffice it to say..
Finally...a picture of the 1964 Ford Falcon Futura Convertible...
Plus a couple of other cool cars that were at our very first cruise night...
My BFF and I hiked up to the Alpine Garden trail on Mt. Washington this weekend.
It was our first big hike of the season...maybe we should have picked a smaller hike...
Yes, we made it. Yes, my cardio is fine. It is not the UP that is the problem...it is the down...
That is all I have to say about it at the moment...we had a blast and I think her dog daisy is part billy goat. Me? I am part 80 year old woman. In particular, two parts. my knees. My BFF? Her abs hurt. And not from situps...
McDONALDS APPLICATION
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?
On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
Yes – Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Was NOT spent planting my vegetables...
My...what a big gun you have...luckily, they sell potatoes around here at $5 for a 50# bag...
Then off to the parade...
Scene from Middle America...
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